> >>
> >> 1 ) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
> >> testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
> >>
> >> 2) - Oysters' balls are called
> >> pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
> >>
> >> 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an
> >> island. If you don't have ocean all round
> >> you, you are incontinent. (Alex, age
> >> 7)
> >>
> >> 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just
> >> like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend
> >> any more. (Kylie, age 6)
> >>
> >> 5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
> >> head. (Billy, age
> >>
> >> 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
> >> woman and pots and comes back with
> >> crabs. (Millie, age 6)
> >>
> >> 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
> >> to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
> >> didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make
> >> the wind come. My brother said they would have
> >> been better off eating beans. (William, age
> >> 7)
> >>
> >>
- Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are> >> beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how
> >> on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like,
> >> really? (Helen, age 6)
> >>
> >> 9) - I'm not going to write about the
> >> ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad
> >> keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister just got
> >> pregnant, so I can't think what to
> >> write. (Amy, age 6)
> >>
> >> 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting.
> >> Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to
> >> live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
> >> plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher,
> >> age 7)
> >>
> >> 11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
> >> and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age
> >> 6)
> >>
> >> 12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the
> >> water. Divers can't go down alone, so they
> >> have to go down on each other. (Becky, age
> >>
> >>
> >> 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
> >> when she was going very fast. She says she
> >> won't do it again because water fired right up her big
> >> fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
> >>
> >> 14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
> >> don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age
> >> 6)
> >>
> >> 15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
> >> the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he
> >> quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James,
> >> age 7)
> >>
